worst/best haiku ever(,) inspired by microsoft word
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from the top of the billboard top 40 albums chart a week in march: 1 alan jackson 2 jack johnson 3 janet jackson
it dont matter much
no matter is much matter
much you dont matter
ew, you know what would
be really gross? a cake with
HUMMUS FROSTING, ew
when choosing between
astronaut and not astro
naut, choose astronaut
haikus are what you
do instead of doing the
review you should do
three things 1 Miker0ddy: reppin' the loam agenda Miker0ddy: cuz it aint no shit when you gotta equal mix Miker0ddy: S to the 3 and finish with a C 2 hey! rachel ray, get off my box of wheat thins 3 question: do…
jon lovitz,
wearing a red hat
lookin good.
(that was a haiku)
this is a 575 353 haiku based on my experience in crossroads, the uc berkeley dining hall:
Dear
guy who almost
Bumped
into me at crossroads,
You
are pretty much
Every
guy
Who’s
ever gone to…
